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so me and my dad are watching a documentary about a man that killed his children and the presenter turned to the camera and said ‘how could anyone ever think about killing their child’ and my dad sat there looking straight at the tv and said ‘trust me its not difficult’ he then looked at me and sighed

July 30th / 168,240 notes


masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

July 30th / 63,640 notes

  • fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

July 30th / 142,209 notes




I can’t stress this tweet enough



Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.

I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.

I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis.


July 30th / 4,309 notes




No shortage of waterfalls and wildflowers in the Columbia River Gorge!

hippie vibes ❁




why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people


July 30th / 260,835 notes



fulfillment of a sock fetish a.k.a. sock master post (sock eye candy 4 u.. ur welcome)

I’m so glad so many people share an appreciation for socks


Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

July 30th / 48,701 notes